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(Hey, with a name like Porkins, you're gonna get the pig jokes. Deal with it.) :-p

So! It's been like, what, 2 years since my last Star Wars Miniland fig? Wow. I knew I was slow and lazy, but c'mon now, that's nuts. :-D Anyway, after a recent series of chat sessions with some friends, I was inspired to make a miniland(ish) model of Jek Porkins, everyone's favourite horizontally-challenged X-Wing pilot from the Death Star battle scene at the end of Star Wars: A New Hope.

I tried to give him as much articulation as possible. But, in reality, as someone pointed out to me, the real Jek Porkins probably doesn't have much articulation, so LOL. Well, here he is, in all his massively awesome glory...


Jek Porkins!

Will someone please tell the universe that I can't be killed, so just stop trying -- it's wasting its time. :-)